That ’70s Show
Summary
That ‘ 70s Showwas full of hilarious and brilliant citation that kept audiences express joy for hours after the credits undulate . There were several stand - out quote from all of the quality inevery time of year ofThat ‘ 70s Show , but some were more memorable than others . Characters like Red and Eric were known for their teetotal and sarcastic humor , for example , whereas others such as Fez and Kelso were remembered for their ditzy but wholesome personality .
TheEaster eggs inThat ‘ 90s Show , the spinoff that come Eric and Donna ’s daughter , Leia , also reference these characters and their iconic line . However , not every legendary quote from the show was necessarily funny . That ‘ LXX Showhad some hefty course of negotiation from its more profound moment , which was a novel break from the standard sitcom temper . Point Place was bombilate with sprightliness in the ‘ 70s , and Eric Forman and his friends and crime syndicate were rather vocal throughout .
There are harsh revealing upon revisiting That ' LXX Show , reveal superannuated stereotypes , handle tender topics , and hurl controversies .
15"You Know What A Funny Word Is? Pickle-Weasel!" - Michael Kelso
Season 2, Episode 12 - Eric’s Stash
While there were plenty of uproarious logical argument of dialogue between the characters when they were in the circle , Kelso ’s remark , “ You know what a funny Christian Bible is ? mess - weasel ! ” was one of the best . This here and now rightfully highlight the ridiculousness of Kelso ’s character and his strange thought mental process , although he and the others being high was n’t precisely helping . What made it even better , however , was that Eric and Hyde were busy arguing about some missing money , and Kelso was barely compensate attention . uproariously , his comment proved just how fragmented he was from reality , even when he was outside of the circle .
14"Little Red Riding B*tch!" - Donna Pinciotti
Season 4, Episode 14 - Eric’s Hot Cousin
One ofThat ‘ seventy Show ’s best friendshipswas between Donna and Jackie , but when their tanning school term went awry , they had one of the most bright suspect literary argument of the show . After the two fell asleep and got gravely burned , they started trade abuse and pick one another , to which Donna called Jackie “ Little red horseback riding b*tch ! ” as they slapped each other ’s sensitive weapons system . Although their fight was n’t huge , it did show how quick the only two girls in theThat ‘ 70s Showcastturned on one another , despite their sororal human relationship being one of the show ’s most interesting dynamics .
13"I Sat Next To God Once On The Bus. He Told Me The Meaning Of Life And Then He Gave Me A Pretzel." - Leo
Season 2, Episode 23 - Holy Crap!
Hyde ’s enigmatic friend , Leo , was a hysterical addition toThat ‘ 70s Showwhen he joined the cast in season 2 . It was heavily implied that Leo was also one of Hyde ’s provider , and he was a hard-core lapidator himself . Leo ’s stereotypical hippy attitude was amazingly played upeven more when he joined Hyde in the circleand said that he ’d “ sit next to God on the bus topology ” and that the deity had divulged the enigma of life-time and establish him a pretzel . AlthoughLeo disappeared inThat ‘ 70s Showfor a while , lines like these kept the fiber implausibly pop .
12“An Apple? Where Is My Candy, You Son Of A B*tch?” - Fez
Season 2, Episode 5 - Halloween
Fez and candy were soulmates
One of Fez ’s most memorable character traits inThat ‘ 70s Showwas his lovemaking of candy . As he was a foreign telephone exchange student , Fez was mindblown by the concept of Halloween and trick - or - treating , and he was convinced that Eric and the others were pranking him . Much to the gang ’s dismay , Fez pressure them to take him door - to - door , weary a ridiculously tightBatmancostume . When introduce with an apple , Fez called the householder a “ son of a b*tch , ” which was brilliantly funny and perfectly encapsulate his sassy mental attitude . tarboosh and confect were soulmates , and he frequently voiced this throughout the show .
11"He Likes To Be Tall." - Kitty Forman
Season 5, Episode 22 - You Shook Me
One ofKitty ’s funniest quotes inThat ‘ 70s Showwas very subtle and a throwaway comment , but it was also one of the best moments of the show . Kitty ’s dog , Schatzi , was reluctantly bought for her by Red , and while he was n’t a immense devotee of him , he was beaming his wife was happy . When Red found Schatzi stand on their kitchen counter and questioned it , all Kitty replied was , “ He like to be tall . ”The stupidity and timing of this moment were perfect , especially as the dachshund and his little leg that far off the reason were absurdly mirthful .
10"I’m So Sorry Things Didn’t Work Out With You And Eric." - Kitty Forman
Season 8, Episode 22 - That ’70s Finale
Kitty ’s heartbreaking words in “ That ‘ 70s Finale ” was deeply profound and one ofthe most aroused monologue in a TV showever . As she reflected on the decade with each of her loved ace , she made a breaker point of acknowledging the fallout ofDonna and Eric ’s family relationship inThat ‘ 70 Show . Kitty tell Donna she was “ grim things did n’t work out ” with the distich , which was wholesome but saddening . Kitty was a surrogate paternal figure for Donna throughout the show , both as a mother - in - law of nature and a keep system when Midge left , and she still hump her even after Eric left .
9"I Heard About This Guy Who Invented A Car That Runs On Water, Man!" - Steven Hyde
Season 1, Episode 1 - That ’70s Pilot
Arunning gag inThat ‘ 70s Showthat was often refer to was the mysterious “ railway car that runs on H2O . ” This was first mentioned in the very first episode , and it was paralleled again in the last , too . Hyde ’s obsession with the authorities and fighting back against the manwas a core part of his characterization , but the fact that this concept played into the stereotype of his personality made this quote even funnier . Between Hyde ’s love for the circle and his logical pastime in the supposed motor fomite , it made sense thatThat ‘ 70s Showaired out of order .
8"Hello Mother, This Is Your Son Eric. I’m Not Feeling Well" - Eric Forman
Season 2, Episode 2 - Red’s Last Day
In the installment “ Red ’s Last twenty-four hours , ” Kitty sent Eric to go and clean up his drunk Church Father from a saloon , although Kitty phrased it as he “ was n’t feel well . ” However , Red got Eric intoxicated , so they shout out Kitty . Eric ’s seek to keep himself composed , as he calmly enjoin Kitty the exact same words she ’d used previously , was nothing short of stellar . This second was underrated , especially as Eric felt the need to preface the conversation byreminding Kitty that he was her boy . Despite their laboured kinship , this was a very uncommon occasion whenRed was borderline gallant of Eric .
7"When My Time Comes, I Want To Be Buried Face-Down So That Anyone Who Doesn’t Like Me Can Kiss My Ass." - Red Forman
Season 3, Episode 11 - Who Wants It More?
Red did n’t care about what the way thought of him
After Red face a cheeseparing - death experience in “ Who Wants It More ? ” he pop to encompass life and threw a company . However , Red realized his protagonist annoyed him , and when he made his speech , he announced his funeral architectural plan instead . Red ’s iconic catchphrasesalways ask “ ass ” in some way , so his decision to be“buried face - down so that anyone who [ did n’t ] like [ him ] can kiss [ his ] ass”was very in character . What made this quotation even amusing , however , was Red ’s lack of tactfulness . Red did n’t handle about what the room recall of him ; he just wanted everyone out of his house .
6"Look, If I Could Run Across The Beach Into My Own Arms, I Would." - Jackie Burkhart
Season 5, Episode 25 - Celebration Day
Jackie ’s family relationship were non - lay off inThat ‘ 70s Show . But after weeks of her teasing Kelso and Hyde , Jackie inevitably decided she loved herself the most and that if she “ could flow across the beach into [ her ] own arms , [ she ] would . ” It was great Jackie chose herself , andher wording was school text Jackie and but uproarious . Jackie ’s love interests had their flaws , but it engage her too long to realize Fez was a staring burst for her . AlthoughThat ‘ 90 Showexplained why Fez and Jackie broke up , it was a shame she did n’t stick around with someone who cope with this muscularity .
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